HOLEE I totally just washed my earbuds, like in the washing machine…. AND THEY STILL WORK!

FUCK YEAH VICTORY.

Also what is my life…? How in hell did I— you know what, nevermind. I DID IT AND THEY STILL WORK. I HAVE TAKEN MY FAIL, AND I HAVE OWNED TO IT. COME AT ME AS YOU WILL I WILL HAVE NO SHAME FOR MY STUPID.

Well, no more than that act of total idiocy deserves anyway…